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13 Crimes Against a Chemex, Oh the Humanity!

13 Crimes Against a Chemex, Oh the Humanity!
We all know the Chemex as a delicious, simple, and beautiful coffee maker. Nothing makes a Chemex happier than brewing up a delicious batch of coffee. Which is why we regret to inform you that Chemex abuse has increased 94% in the last 12 months. Sticking flowers in your Chemex might look nice, but it's almost as cruel as putting a betta fish in a lily vase. Just look at these atrocities! 1. Someone call the police. 2. NSFW 3. Didn't your mother teach you any manners? 4. This is harder to watch than a Tyler Perry movie. 5. This is actually a beautiful arrangement, no jokes. 6. Somewhere in the forest, a fairy just lost its wings. 7. This is illegal in every state except Colorado and Maine. 8. The path to hell is paved with good intentions. 9. This Chemex is sorry for everything it ever did wrong. 10. This is what it feels like to be held back a grade. 11. Don't jump! 12. Damn you, V60. 13. This poor Chemex cries itself to sleep at night. Studies show that 9/10 cases of Chemex abuse are the direct result of running out of good coffee, and we can reduce the incidence rate of flowers in a Chemex by 96.5% simply by consuming one natural process Ethiopian coffee per week. If you or someone you know is in need of excellent coffee, consider a subscription to Angels' Cup! Tasting flights start at $8.99 and include 4 different single-origin coffees. It's a guaranteed way to make sure flowers never end up in your Chemex! angels_cup_coffee_subscription